Pass the Pepto

You know that moment when you’ve thrown up so much that there’s nothing left to give? It’s just kind of…bile?

Yellowstone National Park / May 2012 / At Least It's a Good Story

Yellowstone National Park / May 2012 / At Least It’s a Good Story

Now imagine that, but coming out of your other end. Cause that’s the treat you’re in for when you travel to Wyoming and drink straight from the tap. Quickly thereafter, your body will be so jolted by the clean mineral springs that a demon will hunker down in the depths of your GI tract, producing spawn that will land you in every port-a-pot within Yellowstone National Park.

You’ll try to hold it together during each 9-mile hike, each trip to a BBQ joint. But your own personal Old Faithful will inevitably strike. At your lowest, a young child will ask her mother if you’re the same person who entered the port-a-pot 20 minutes prior. Bile, please!

Everyone should drink the Yellowstone Kool-Aid. Just don’t drink the water.

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