Love is a Battlefield (of Broken Bed Frames)
If you’re studying abroad and your program administrators see fit to give you a very, very attractive handyman (Neil, are you reading?), it’s your right–nay, your obligation–to use his services.
What’s that, the sink handle is a little loose? Oops, the darn thing just ripped right off in my hand! Mattress feels a little lumpy? Neil will posturepedic you right up.
Just make sure the flash is off when you photograph him from your bedroom window. Let’s show a little class, ladies.