Just Keep Lickin
After five months of a blissful, largely unemployed life in Ireland, your money–much like your clothes–will be tight. So when you get ice cream for breakfast and the entire scoop immediately plummets to the street, you’ve gotta Suze Orman the shit out of the situation, bare hand the runaway treat and plop it back on your cone.
You’re in Killarney–loud and proud winner of Ireland’s Tidiest Town award–so it’s totally sanitary. As Matthew McConaughey so beautifully said in his Oscar speech, “Just keep lickin!”