Nude Beaches Are Displeasing
The first time you go to a nude beach in Barcelona, you’re understandably jazzed. And then you see a naked man with a very soft midsection and a prosthetic leg. You’ll try to look away, but then he’ll remove said leg, dump out some sand, disassemble it at the knee, put it in his duffel bag and hobble away. And he’ll do all of this while completely naked. Naked and doughy. So, so doughy.
Hence forth, your only pictures are from a bird’s-eye view.